Is this serious?

I can't tell if this is serious or not, but wow...

More Sports Reports

As summer begins I'll leave you with one last post until next school year begins. As you may know already the writing abilities of 7th and 8th graders are lacking, to say the least. Your move English teachers.

Seriously? Come on!

I am annoyed that more than one kid missed this question.

Sometimes Always

This speaks for itself.

Sick Notes

My PE students are required to bring a note if they can't participate due to sickness or injury. Here is a gem.

Dont Smoke...

...so you can go to dance parties and other things.

Cheating?

I have a theory that this kid cheated off his neighbor.

"Peanut Butter Comes From Bees"

This title wasn't just to draw in readers. A student actually said this to me during our nutrition unit a few weeks ago. At first I thought she was joking, but after probing a little more it was clear she was serious.

I then proceeded to explain HONEY comes from bees and peanut butter actually comes from peanuts, which comes from a plant that grows in the ground.

Deep down I'm positive she was just trying to mess with me...I hope.

Inaugural Post

My students say some really funny things some times and I would feel selfish if I didn't share them with the world, or at least my social network. Enjoy... (Sorry about the rotated photos. It wouldn't let me rotated them.)